Vanessa Maltese

Okay, so I know we don't post very much non-photo content, but here is some, and I'm warning you ahead of time so all you photo losers can stop whining about it.

Vanessa Maltese lives in Toronto and goes to OCAD. She paints pictures that I like.
One time she thought that I hated her for a few years after we both had some pieces in a really bad group show. After that she drunk dialed me and asked me to come over and give her a shiner. Seriously. I still owe her that black eye, but until then, go read the interview NOW Magazine just did with here. ITS RIGHT HERE!