We're 1!
January 20th marks Blood of the Young's 1st anniversary. I want to thank everyone who has been supportive and helpful and gotten involved over the last year. It means so much to me! I never expected the positive response this has gotten and I hope that the next year only brings better things.
To celebrate we are going to give free copies of Dimitri Karakostas and I's new zine, Who Cares, or the new issue of Society Suckers to 5 people who comment with a good joke. Winners will be contacted Monday morning.
You can also pick up Who Cares from our ONLINE STORE if you don't want to wait until Monday to find out you lost the contest.
To celebrate we are going to give free copies of Dimitri Karakostas and I's new zine, Who Cares, or the new issue of Society Suckers to 5 people who comment with a good joke. Winners will be contacted Monday morning.
You can also pick up Who Cares from our ONLINE STORE if you don't want to wait until Monday to find out you lost the contest.
posted by t reilly hodgson at
1:05 PM
32 Comments:
obama!
oof! that is a pretty good one.
p.s. winners will be announced Monday morning.
You know you’re obsessed with photography when you look at a beautiful view with the woman you love and a voice in your head says “f8 at 1/250″.
what's postman pat called on his day off?
wat do you call an anorexic w/ a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese.
Is it too soon to make jokes about haiti?
I guess we should let the dust settle.
MO'GAN!
What do Elephants do for laughs?
They tell people jokes!
It's never too soon, Vinny!
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3
seconds."
I bought her a scale.
how do you find will smith in a blizzard???
follow the fresh prints.
happy 1 year!
Dara winter.
BOOM!
-dmtto
what do you call a pizza that tells bad jokes?
cheesy.
har.har.
What does a pirate say when he turns eighty??
I'M EIGHTY! (say it out loud)
what kind of pizza did they order on 9/11?
TWO LARGE PLAINS
what kind of bees make milk?
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two peanuts were walking in a rough neighborhood and one of then got a-salted.
:)
Houston we have a problem! Whitney? hello? Whitney?...
where did the girl get stung when she put her coat on? because it was a yellow jacket
what did the zen student say to the hot dog vendor?
make me one with everything
What's yellow and smells like paint?
Yellow paint!
(courtesy of a man in the elevator of the building we live in)
knock knock.
(who's there?)
9/11.
(9/11 who?)
you said you'd never forget.
to further elaborate on w.campos' the hot dog vendor & zen student joke...
The hot dog vendor says, "all right buddy, here's your hot dog with everything, that'll be 3.75."
the zen student hands him 3 dollars and starts to walk away. The hot dog vendor enraged says, "hey what about my change?"
The zen student replies, "change must come from within."
Two bears are sitting in a hot tub.
One bear says "Hey man pass the salami."
The other bear says "What do I look like? A fucking typewriter?"
333 half a deviled egg
a 3 year old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath...
'mum', he asked, 'are these my brains?'
'not yet' she replied.
what is the different between erotic and kinky?
erotic is the feather, while kinky is using the whole chicken.
whats brown and sticky?
a stick.
I'm a funny joke.
thanks.
Who does Christopher Reeves wish he was?
Christopher WALKING
....or alive
how many bay area kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
....HELLA.
a man walked into a psychiatrists office and said 'i just don't know whether i'm a teepee or a wigwam.'
the psychiatrist replied 'you just too tense'
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